Dwight, you ignorant slut. Search my blog for tagged “me” to see my face. Ask for anything else. Tumblr (3.0; @the-nard-cat)http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/<p>where is the clitoris?</p> <p>on the website it says on the crest of the labia.</p> <p>what does that mean?</p> <p>what does the female vagina look like??</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51122090024http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51122090024Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14b364f4c7dafb815a2bc782ea92d2bc/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/225af07241b8c59caaa691d413c480b0/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9db312e024a5fa21093bcfda2c55f7e6/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86c3d6adf47ff94cff8b1b314d5289d0/tumblr_mn6nphuGmv1ql5yr7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyoueatallthisacid.tumblr.com/post/51077677234">didyoueatallthisacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ab3e8a01fffb42f44a7502103a2a1513/tumblr_inline_mn7lbrWI0i1qzceqw.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51121959777http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51121959777Wed, 22 May 2013 23:04:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0549a5e959923871cb99017a33b701d7/tumblr_mmymikwGAw1qev8muo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d6179e91bc132efb6a66d6285fed58b3/tumblr_inline_mn8dj0Wqq01qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51121406851http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51121406851Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41603010132/megaman2-mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to">megaman2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41568923911/mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to-divorce-minnie">megaman2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”</p> <p>“no, i said she was fucking goofy”</p> </blockquote> <p>please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother</p> </blockquote> <p>ohmygod</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51120846621http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51120846621Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:05 -0400<p>Thanks, I think you have the wrong person though.</p> <p>There are no such pictures that I know of.</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51120017606http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51120017606Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:36 -0400<p>Is it “be super nice day” today?</p> <p>I think so.</p> <p>Thank you sooooo much!!!!! </p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119727132http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119727132Wed, 22 May 2013 22:36:00 -0400<p>nips and hips otherwise im not eating</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119194804http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119194804Wed, 22 May 2013 22:29:22 -0400http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119087819http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51119087819Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf1e1697621e63f4b2ce4c33892d3351/tumblr_mmqztkRhTF1sn6ohco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51118443225http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51118443225Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:04 -0400<p>aweeeeeeeeeeeee, so sweeet. I <3 you</p> <p>Also, dude? Nervous? I’m a fucking loser.</p> <p>Please, come loooooveee meeeeeeee.</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51118199893http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51118199893Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e175f722384c037b8ca9825190200f7/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46301cbf86b54effdd04cf3732aec392/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd5ad5a1848da7e7918d22a9be97a93d/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fcf1979d46092c1557cce841be76b91/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d17728f5eac534336241ea54be39624/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/738cfe029a960b7eb0243123930f9a37/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab1ee1d0ec7554a3f44424b87777ceb6/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This is the best thing that has ever happened to me</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117953848http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117953848Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5zk9tBO1qd4q01o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>annnnnnnnnnd i’m aroused</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117861453http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117861453Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:54 -0400<p>&#8220;how many slices of cheesecake can a person eat before choking on their on self hatred&#8221; -a book by me</p>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117298117http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117298117Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb6609b87b99a7100f12d42f17d70f0f/tumblr_mn6rt8Vt4e1rggkyto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117104961http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51117104961Wed, 22 May 2013 22:03:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaredhower.tumblr.com/post/48715928312/i-hate-when-i-wear-a-skirt-or-dress-somewhere-and">jaredhower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much</p> </div> </blockquote>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51111172676http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51111172676Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b247ce406c5f3a0b2ac2c8748e2a86a3/tumblr_mn81g6ro1s1qfj1qho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3f85bb783b2458d3ece89069fadc45c/tumblr_mn81g6ro1s1qfj1qho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c6f2534f9dacc2a0c729fb70e6829d7/tumblr_mn81g6ro1s1qfj1qho3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lordoftheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51109796277/nosdrinker-i-dont-know-what-these-are-but-i">lordoftheinternet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/51109529021">nosdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t know what these are but i love them</p> </blockquote> <p>they’re cows</p> </blockquote>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51110970900http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51110970900Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:34 -0400http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51040131688http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51040131688Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dylanobylan.tumblr.com/post/36823248990/im-glad-we-dont-have-to-hunt-for-our-food-any">dylanobylan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live </p> </blockquote>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51033816032http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51033816032Tue, 21 May 2013 21:16:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7343cd6f4fe82e44fbd484a2a8068623/tumblr_mhs87fnfB61ri4127o1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51033790044http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/51033790044Tue, 21 May 2013 21:16:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/50951096557/i-just-watched-a-video-of-this-guy-getting-wax">deodrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just watched a video of this guy getting wax removed from his ear and they found a roach in his ear and i will never be the same</p> </blockquote>http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/50951564920http://the-nard-cat.tumblr.com/post/50951564920Mon, 20 May 2013 21:03:07 -0400