His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
Police kill naked man found eating face off of victim
Breaking away from Mortal Kombat for a second to inform you:
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US.
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.
The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.
THE CDC PREPARED US FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
WE DIDN’T LISTEN.
WE LAUGHED.
WE DIDN’T LISTEN.
Holy shit. I need to buy a shotgun.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOTHERFUCKER, GET READY.
Every time i spell ‘teh” instead of “the”
I make a face as if I was told the most revolting thing ever told and have a wave of self loathing wash over me.
in your case it is your name spelled wrong not other people spelling it wrong. It is supposed to have 2 'n's like tanner. Not taner. That would not follow the english language pronunciation. In every baby book it has 2 n's and that is the original spelling of the word. Its not really one of those you can change the spelling to. If it doesnt have 2 n's it is spelled wrong, sorry.
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lol, i know. My mom never looked up the name she came up with it at the hospital and she is a HORRIBLE speller. So she put one n not realizing that words needing the soft ‘a’ sound require 2 n’s. (planner, banner, manner, etc.. I get what you mean saying the pattern of english shows it has to have 2 n’s to make the sound BUT she SUCKS at spelling she dropped out of school in 8th grade so yeah she didnt know. I dont care really but i still remind people to spell it right.. at least whats right for me. Just cause its my name so i like it spelled the way it is on my birth certificate when referring to me (:
takingthetardistothemindpalace:
BOTH ACTUALLY.
Both for me as well.
BOTH EVERY EFFING DAY!! but I guess that’s what I get for my parents giving me a dumb name..
Literally everyone spells my first name wrong the first time, and also every time after that. And after I tell them a million times they are spelling it wrong they continue to spell it wrong. Its taner NOT tanner. No double “n”..
