the-nard-cat

where is the clitoris?

on the website it says on the crest of the labia.

what does that mean?

what does the female vagina look like??

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

ohmygod

haha screw your wedding pics I liked that pictures of your tits though 10/10

Anonymous

Thanks, I think you have the wrong person though.

There are no such pictures that I know of.

Oh wow I just saw your wedding photos and you looked absolutely beautiful! You and your husband are the cutest and I wish you a life full of happiness together.

reed-johnson7

Is it “be super nice day” today?

I think so.

Thank you sooooo much!!!!!

nips and hips otherwise im not eating

↖ is now accepting curious anons.

I just saw your wedding pictures!!!!! So pretty!!!! It looks fancy! You looked so beautiful, I love the dress! I always want to talk to you but I'm nervous ):

Anonymous

aweeeeeeeeeeeee, so sweeet. I <3 you

Also, dude? Nervous? I’m a fucking loser.

Please, come loooooveee meeeeeeee.

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me

annnnnnnnnnd i’m aroused

“how many slices of cheesecake can a person eat before choking on their on self hatred” -a book by me

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much